Call the  Rutgers University Alumni Association and tell them he is an alumnus and they will find his ass, no problem. These people do not mess around.

I’ve moved SO MANY TIMES since I left Rutgers, never contacting them and also trying to keep my contact information unavailable due to a creepy stalker type, yet everywhere I go they find me. And start sending me shit in the mail. I have received three things from them in the mail this week.

You can run, but you can't hide.

Do they have some CIA level investigators tracking down the thousands of students who graduate every year? Did they implant some type of tracking device in my ass when I was passed out after a frat party? How do they do it? They need to share this information with Homeland Security, STAT.

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